In the “stupid shit you only find on Mastodon” category:

I have also raked Cook over the coals with an essay. I don’t understand why Apple keeps him around. He’s not even good at his job. Apple’s “innovation” has been on a steady decline since his arrival.

Yes. 1st company to reach a 1 trillion USD valuation under Cook in 2018. 4.9 trillion a couple days ago under Cook. Yeah he’s terrible at his job 🤣